Mark Twain,the famous American writer,liked to play jokes on others.But once a joke 1 ndline on him.
One day Mark Twain was invited to give a talk in a small town.2 ndline lunch he met a young man,one of his friends.
The young man said that he had an uncle with him.He told Mark Twain that his uncle 3 ndline laughed or smiled,and that nobody and nothing was able to make his uncle smile or laugh.“You 4 ndline your uncle to my talk tonight,”said Mark Twain.“I'm sure I can make him laugh.”That evening the young man and his un-cle sat in the front.Mark Twain began to speak.He told several funny stories.This made everyone in the room 5 ndline.
But the old man never even smiled.Mark Twain told more funny stories,6 ndline the old man still kept quiet.Mark Twain told his 7 ndline stories.Finally he stopped.He was tired and quite 8 ndline.Some days later,Mark Twain told another friend of his about 9 ndline had happened.
“Oh,”said his friend,“I know that old man.He's been 10 ndline for years.” |