【題目】請(qǐng)為每個(gè)笑話選擇最合適的標(biāo)題，并將答案寫在題前的括號(hào)內(nèi)。

A．I can't find it. B．He is really somebody.
C．You're right. D．A great man
E．Where is the egg? F. I am not wrong.


（1）
Tom: Dad, give me a dime(十美分).
Father: Boy, you are too old to ask parents for dimes.
Son: You're right, Dad. Give me a dollar(美元).
（2）
Teacher: Can you make a sentence(句子) with the word "egg"?
Student: Yes. I had a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?
Student: In the cake, Sir.
（3）
Teacher: Would Shakespeare(莎翁)be a great man if he were alive(活著) today? Student: Of course. Nobody has been 400 years old. .
（4）
Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?
Child: A gatekeeper(門衛(wèi))at the cemetery(墓地).
（5）
Mum: Look at your socks. One is short; the other is long. You put on the wrong ones.
Helen: I am not wrong. Look there! One sock is short and the other sock is long, too.

【答案】
（1）C
（2）E
（3）D
（4）B
（5）F
【解析】這里是五則小笑話。
A．I can't find it. 我找不到它了。
B．He is really somebody.他真是一個(gè)大人物。
C．You're right.你是對(duì)的。
D．A great man.一個(gè)偉大的人。
E．Where is the egg?雞蛋在哪？
F. I am not wrong.我沒有錯(cuò)。
（1）句意：湯姆：爸爸，給我十美分。
爸爸：孩子，你已經(jīng)夠大了，不能再向父母要美分了。
湯姆：你是對(duì)的，爸爸。給我一美元。
根據(jù)句意可知這是一段爸爸與孩子的對(duì)話，與C選項(xiàng)匹配。故選C。
（2）句意：老師：你能用“雞蛋”這個(gè)詞造一個(gè)句子嗎？
學(xué)生：能，我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：雞蛋在哪兒呢？
學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生。
根據(jù)句意可知這是一段老師與學(xué)生的對(duì)話，與E選項(xiàng)匹配。故選E。
（3）句意：老師：如果莎翁今天還活著，他會(huì)是一個(gè)偉大的人嗎？
學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。沒有人活到四百歲。
根據(jù)句意可知這是一段老師與學(xué)生的對(duì)話，與D選項(xiàng)匹配。所以答案是D。
（4）句意：小孩：我叔叔手下有一千人。
男人：他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是做什么的？
小孩：他是墓地的門衛(wèi)。
根據(jù)句意可知這是一個(gè)小孩和一個(gè)男人的對(duì)話，與B選項(xiàng)匹配。所以答案是B。
（5）句意：媽媽：看你的襪子。一個(gè)短，另一個(gè)長(zhǎng)。你穿錯(cuò)襪子了。
海倫：我沒有錯(cuò)�？茨莾�！也是一個(gè)短，另一個(gè)長(zhǎng)。
根據(jù)句意可知這是媽媽和海倫的一段對(duì)話，與F選項(xiàng)匹配。故答案選F。

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